Date My Brand: Peloton
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Date My Brand: Peloton

During Covid, I was convinced that only two things would come out of lockdown: babies and breakups. Well, my long-overdue breakup has finally arrived—and Peloton, my pandemic obsession, has to go.

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Date My Brand: MAFS
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Date My Brand: MAFS

Loathe it. Love it. Love-love it. Married at First Sight has done what most brands only dream of—made us commit. And as another season wraps, leaving us with that empty "they've broken up with me" feeling, there's a spicy lesson in brand loyalty hiding beneath all those wine-throwing dinner parties.

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Date My Brand: Google
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Date My Brand: Google

Twenty years with Google. That’s longer than most of my actual relationships. But now we’re at that moment every long-term couple dreads: a younger, more exciting rival has caught my eye.

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Date My Brand: The Introduction
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Date My Brand: The Introduction

Have you ever noticed that falling in love with a brand is basically the same as dating? Trust me, I've done both — sometimes on the same day.

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