
Date My Brand: ChatGPT
What if AI isn’t just learning from us — but training us to settle for bland?

Date My Brand: Levi’s
If brand love were a love language, mine would be denim. And not just any denim—Levi’s.

Date My Brand: Peloton
During Covid, I was convinced that only two things would come out of lockdown: babies and breakups. Well, my long-overdue breakup has finally arrived—and Peloton, my pandemic obsession, has to go.

Date My Brand: MAFS
Loathe it. Love it. Love-love it. Married at First Sight has done what most brands only dream of—made us commit. And as another season wraps, leaving us with that empty "they've broken up with me" feeling, there's a spicy lesson in brand loyalty hiding beneath all those wine-throwing dinner parties.

Date My Brand: Google
Twenty years with Google. That’s longer than most of my actual relationships. But now we’re at that moment every long-term couple dreads: a younger, more exciting rival has caught my eye.

Date My Brand: The Introduction
Have you ever noticed that falling in love with a brand is basically the same as dating? Trust me, I've done both — sometimes on the same day.